Asian Rumble

0. Benvolio- Benn-Knee
0. Mercutio- Maxxiss-x
0. Romeo- Robinn
0. Tybalt- Ralff-ahh

[enter Benn and Maxxiss]
Benn-Knee: It is so hot Maxxiss-x, Come hither.
Maxxiss-x: You call this day hot? Perhaps you're coming down with a fever.
Benn-Knee: No this weather is record breaking.
Maxxiss-x: You wish, it's hotter in the Florida.
Benn-Knee: Oh dear me, oh my, the Ratazahhzahzas are coming soon.
Maxxiss-x: By my mother’s rice bowl, they will not charge.
Benn-Knee: Oh but they charge!
[enter Ralff-ahh]
Ralff-ahh: Buenas tardes chicos. Let's chat.
Maxxiss-x: Speaketh if you will.
Ralff-ahh: I’m so sick of you!
Benn-Knee: Let us withdraw and go fight in the corner.
Ralff-ahh: Why not let all of China see our brawl?
[Enter Robinn]
Robinn: Wait, wait! we must be pals, let us go talk it over some hot sake.
Ralff-ahh: I do not like you, ok? Let us tango! Rah!
Robinn: Oh Ralff, my dearest friend. Oh how shall I tell you. I love you like a brother, man!
Ralff-ahh: How dare you speak to me like that!
Benn-Knee:[ Singing peace song]
Maxxiss-x: Draw If you dare!
[Both draw swords and the they fight. Maxxiss-x is stabbed! Ralff-ahh flees.]
Maxxiss-x: Oh the pain! SARS on both your houses!
[Maxxiss-x drops dead and every body runs over.]
Benn-knee: Oh how could he!
Robinn: I will avenge thee. I must kill him!
[Benn-Knee tries to hold him back, but he is too weak.]
Robinn: Let me go Benn-knee! I must do this!
Benn-Knee: NOOO!!! Robinn.
[Robinn is running around looking for Ralff. he finds him and him and hits him while Benn-Knee is behind. Ralff turns around.]
Ralff: What! Throwing thing at me! DRAW NOW!
[Robinn hits Ralff and runs behind Benn-Knee]
Ralff: Oh god! Come hither!
[Benn-Knee draws his sword and stabs Ralff. Robinn runs over and then kicks Ralff in the stomach, but Ralff stabs him. Benn-Knee is standing talking about peace when he notices that Robinn and Ralff are on the floor.]
Robinn: Oh Ralff, I’m so sorry my friend.
Ralff: Oh I hate you!
[They die. Benn-Knee starts crying and then talks about peace.]
Benn-Knee: Oh peace, oh peace.
With everyone dead!
How am I to go on!
Peace, peace, peace!
I love peace. Robinn, let's spread peace with others!
[Benn-Knee takes Robinn's hand and then throws it down. Stands up and walks over by himself then sings and skips off into the sunset!]
Benn-Knee: Good job, gentlemen! See you at home with tea and Fortune Cookies!
Epilogue!
Song:
[All we are saying… is give peace a chance!]

The End.
By: Jenelle, Sabra, David and Bradley